Out-of-work D.C. Schools Chancellor Michelle Rhee has just created her own new education reform organization. You can, too!
How to Create a Faux Grassroots Education Reform Organization in 12 Easy Steps!
- Think of a name using these words: STAND, KIDS, STUDENTS, FIRST, ALLIANCE, EDUCATION, ED, OUR, SCHOOLS, COALITION, COMMUNITY, VOTERS, REVOLUTION, REFORM, NOW
- Put two or three of those words together in any order (possibly linked by a preposition like "with," "of," "for," or -- if you want to be really with it -- use "4″ instead of "for"!).
- Add an exclamation mark at the end!
- Create a slick website -- be sure to include engaging photos of multiracial kids on your front page.
- Write a fierce and positive mission statement that no one can disagree with, like: "We want all kids to achieve excellence in school!" Or, "We want an excellent teacher in every excellent classroom teaching excellence to excellent kids in excellent schools!" Or "We don't want any child left behind by mean, terrible teachers and left with no option in life but prison."